Hot off the Presses!
Breaking news just posted on USSM by Corco -- Wilson Valdez is gone! We got a 2-for-1 deal, even!!!
I guess he probably played rock-paper-scissors with Ramon Santiago and remebered Jim Gaffigan's strategy.
Kudos to Bavasi to actually getting something, however useful, for someone we got for nothing. Of course, it's another secret handshake deal with the Padres. Now go get us something for Spiezio, Thornton, Villone, Sele, Nelson, Dobbs, and Bloomquist.