Good on you, Jeff! Way to pitch a heckuva game. I don't care that it was against the Pirates -- you struggled against an equally-woeful Royals lineup, and showed that when you pitch with your brain you can pitch in the majors.
Still, to adapt a common image we borrow over at LookoutLanding:
Anyone who saw that one coming obviously has Marty McFly's 2007 Sports Almanac.